The Men in Jennifer Aniston’s Life
Posted on January 4th, 2009 at 7:17 am by TheMuse

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston’s love life has been talked about to death by everyone including this from defamer..
So what is the story? Well, Jennifer Aniston is one of the most gorgeous celebrities in the world. She hardly ever goes out of the Most Beautiful People list. After all, who would not get mesmerized by that huge smile, glittering eyes, and her blond wavy hair that is being imitated by million of women?
Here is a quick rundown..

Adam Duritz. He is the main lead of Counting Crows. Adam and Jen started dating during the early part of the 1990s. However, the relationship didn’t work out, and before we knew it, he was already seen making a move on Jen’s best friend and fellow co-star, Courtney Cox.

Charlie Schlatter. One of the underrated actors during his time, Charlie was often seen then in Ferris Bueller and in Bright Lights, Big City. He’s also a musician, but he was popular as one of Jennifer Aniston’s dates. The romance was short-lived, though. They started seeing each other in 1990 and separated that same year. In 1994, Charlie married his publicist Colleen Anne Gunderson, and they both have three children.

Tate Donovan. Shortly after her relationship with Charlie ended, Jennifer started seeing Tate Donovan. He was once part of Friends named Joshua. It could be during their long hours of work and perhaps several coffees later that they hooked up and stayed together for 3 years. In fact, Tate and Jen got engaged, but something went wrong, and they decide to part ways. Tate got married, but after his divorce just recently, talks circulated that he wanted Jen back in his life, calling her the real love of his life. Let’s see if something develops along the way.

Paul Rudd. Paul and Jen starred together in The Object of My Affection in 1998. The movie received lukewarm reception, but it didn’t stop them from seeing each other afterward.

Brad Pitt. The most popular man associated with Jennifer Aniston was Brad—for a lot of reasons. He was already making a name of his own when he met Jen, not to mention that he’s definitely one hot piece. It all started out as a blind date in 1998. After two years of dating, they got married in Malibu and had a high-profile marriage. Sadly, it ended in divorce in 2005. Multiple fingers are pointing at his illicit relationship with Angelina Jolie, whom he worked with in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but until now, no camp could strongly confirm it.

Vince Vaughn. Vince and Jen got together while filming The Break-up, and the relationship lasted for more than a year. Again, no one really knows for sure why and how it ended, but most definitely, art imitated life.

John Mayer. Jen is now dating John Mayer, who also had relationships with other celebrities like Jessica Simpson. Though they separated for a while, they are now back in each other’s arms, and from the looks of it, they are a lot stronger together. Jen would be often seen with John on his trips, while he makes time to join her in red carpet premieres of her latest film, Marley and Me.

Heath Ledger dead of suspected drug overdose
Posted on January 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm by Dr J.


Actor Heath Ledger was just found dead at 3:35 PM ET in his Soho apartment, with prescription pills lying beside his body. Ledger was 28. While the cause of death is still unknown, Ledger was reported to have had a substance abuse problem, and it looks like an accidental overdose.

While Ledger will probably be most remembered for dark, tortured roles such as Enis in Brokeback Mountain and The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie; I prefer to remember him as he was in 10 Things I Hate About You. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks, who with the PG-13 love of a good women, comes back to the right side of the tracks. If only real life was that simple for Ledger.

Paparazzi should not admit to getting beat up by Coldplay lead singer
Posted on January 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm by Dr J.


See… this is what’s wrong with America. No not the Paparazzi… that the Paparazzi are such pussies.

Okay, I know it’s their job, but show a pair of balls. Do you honestly want the whole world to know you were beat up by the lead singer of Coldplay? Wouldn’t it be better in this case to just destroy the tape and tell people a girl gave you a black eye?

The real life Papa Smurf: I blame Tim Burton
Posted on January 13th, 2008 at 7:44 am by Dr J.


Paul Karason claims he turned blue by taking too much colloidal silver… but this is the more likely explanation:


Or maybe colloidal silver is blueberry pie’s secret ingredient… I don’t know. What do you think; is this guy a Smurf or an Oompa Loompa?

your children are going to grow up brain dead…
Posted on January 9th, 2008 at 12:40 pm by Dr J.


It makes me want to eat vegetables - just to get them to shut the fuck up.

House’s Hugh Laurie does Hey Jude and Dylan
Posted on January 8th, 2008 at 5:10 am by Dr J.


In his performance as the self centered doctor Gregory House, you get the idea that Hugh Laurie is versatile, but I had no idea he was this versatile. Taken from his English TV show “A Bit of Fry and Laurie” which is actually a lot of Fry and Laurie, you get five musical performances:

The first is Laurie singing The Beatles’ “Hey Jude” in a chipmunk voice; don’t ask me why. The second is a rather brutal parody of 80s Bruce Springsteen. The third I don’t really get so lets just skip it. The fourth is Hugh Laurie getting down with his inner Vanilla Ice. Yes, House actually raps. And finally we get Laurie singing the lyrics of Bob Dylan… at least as much as Bob Dylan sings the lyrics of Bob Dylan.

Mini Me vs Mullet Me Cage Match
Posted on January 6th, 2008 at 6:02 am by Dr J.


Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “picking on someone your own size”.

I have so many questions about little person boxing. Do they call the ring “the parakeet cage”? Do the dwarfs use “the Snow White” sleeper hold? And why do the two look like they’re about to make out between rounds? That’s not what they meant by “anything goes” rules.

Steven Cojocaru & Chastity Bono: separated at birth
Posted on January 5th, 2008 at 11:55 pm by Dr J.

chastity bono and cojo

One is a gay man and one is a lesbian woman. Just don’t ask me which is which.

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger on Howard Stern
Posted on January 4th, 2008 at 2:43 pm by Dr J.


Before she was faking a crush on Barack Obama, apparently model Amber Lee Ettinger was faking a crush on Howard Stern on his satellite radio show.

Amber, just do Artie Lange a solid and say you’d sleep with him for a $100,000! Do you honestly think that coke head has $10,000 to his name?

David Letterman gets even striking writers to work on his show
Posted on January 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 pm by Dr J.


With his company Worldwide Pants striking a private deal with the Writer’s Guild, David Letterman was so flush with writer’s last night many of them weren’t even his! The heavy hitters from the Top Ten List they didn’t write included Sleepless in Seattle writer/directer Nora Ephron and Gilda Radner’s writing partner on SNL, Alan Zweibel.

That Robin Williams is as funny as you’ve seen him in years in just a bonus.

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